his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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