you have to choose: penises or morals?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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