Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize