I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
