For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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