In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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