i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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