It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
