Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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