plz talk dirty to me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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