Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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