he wants to bone in the snuggie
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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