Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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