What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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