I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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