We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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