Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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