yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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