what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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