On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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