Sry I called you an 8
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize
