yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
