No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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