Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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