If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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