Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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