oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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