im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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