is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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