Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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