Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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