Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have already put on my inside pants.
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