Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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