Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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