Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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