i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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