Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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