I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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