Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
