Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Its about making memories worth repressing
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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