I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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