I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
