She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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