Porn is love you can see.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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