On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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