But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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