Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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