love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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