Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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