bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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