I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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