I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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