its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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