Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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