I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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