I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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